Kimmy! Free butthole licks are suspicious! They’re probably going to attempt to sell you life insurance or something once you’re vulnerable… watch out!
Sure, go ahead, laugh it off, but don’t come calling me when you’ve got a tongue in your bum and they won’t stop mumbling into your tush about ‘non-forfeiture’ and ‘risk classification’… Have your pen ready because you’re gonna be signing up for a 500k plan that you don’t even need! Mark my words…
Dave !!!! Omg ur the best 🙌 hugs